Everything my boyfriend should know about me :)

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at my house...I run around in my underwear just like you do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON me. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, I WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all of my guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell me I’m beautiful, I love it.
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If I slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch me if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with me, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. If you DO sleep with me, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private; really...I’m not offended by it...
10. I do not eat like birds so don’t expect me to. I eat like a whale! :)
11. The best dates are the ones that I know your not to happy to be on, but you go anyway.
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. If you're dropping me off, walk me to the door. If you aren't dropping me off, call to be sure I got home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering me, you are supposed to care!
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL me closer.
16. When I am not talking as much as I normally do… it means something’s wrong.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. I don't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with my pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to my friends, Mr. Polite to my parents, and make sure to be nice to my animals.
19. I love flowers. Yes, they’re a waste of money…but its okay if you waste your money on flowers for me. Flowers are great for valentines, birthdays, surprises, apologies, or a notion that you’re thinking about me. My favorite flower is a lily and you better never forget.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make me feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way I drive, you do it.
22. If we’re officially dating, and you're introducing me to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce me as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. I really only want to be with you.
24. If I complain that something hurts, rub it for me without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget my birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give me something stupid for my birthday or Christmas or Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt me more if you draw it out.
30. After we've been dating for a while, realize that I really have started to trust you.
31. I love to know that you care. Take me out to dinner and a movie once in a while.
32. If I say I would really like to spend some time with you, that does not mean invite all your friends over. That means I want to spend ALONE time with you!
33. It doesn’t get through my thick head when you say “you don’t need makeup because you already look beautiful.” I want to wear makeup to look pretty for YOU and for us. Just accept it. I’m a girl. I like girly stuff…
34. I imagine situations to be 100 times worse than they actually are. You need to explain to me the way you feel or I’m just going to stress about it.
35. NEVER under any circumstance should you flirt or hang out with one of my best friends. Even if we are fighting and you want to make me jealous. It’s not right and it will hurt me way more than you’d think!