best pickup lines...EVER :)

WHAT GUYS SAY TO GIRLS

· What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
· You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
· Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
· I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
· I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
· Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
· If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
· "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
· Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
· Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
· If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
· If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away
· I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
· I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
· Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
· You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
· If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
· Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
· I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
· I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
· I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
· Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
· Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
· Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
· Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
· I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
· If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
· Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
· Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
· Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
· Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
· I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
· You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
· Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
· Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside.
· Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
· Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
· I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
· You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
· You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
· Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
· This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
· I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
· I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
· Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
· Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
· Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
· I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
· You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
· Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart
· Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
· You got something on your chest: my eyes
· What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
· I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
· I wanna bag you like some groceries.
· Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

WHAT GIRLS SAY TO GUYS

· I really like baseball, so take me home baby!
· You're ugly but you intrigue me.
· Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
· Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I have seen all week.
· I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one…. thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
· Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
· Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?
· Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
· Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you're hot.
· You know sweety, my lips won't just kiss themselves. Please help
· My hands are cold. May I stick them down your pants to warm them.
· You must be a prizefighter. One look at you, and I'm knocked out.
· Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend…
· Hello. Are you taking any applications for a girlfriend
· My bed is broken. Will I be able to borrow yours?
· There is something about you I like, but I can't figure it out
· I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.
· (Brush against him and say) I'm sorry. You look familiar.